Airhorn! August!

Hold uuuup! The wildest show in Newtown just got wilder? Impossible! Nuh uh, we're just getting started!

Are you ready for an hour of comedic violence? It's the show people are describing as "a lot" and "shiiiit, that was wild."

On the first Friday of every month, straight from the Newtown Community and Cultural Centre, we bring you an hour of near-dangerous levels of hilarity, laughter so hard it will summon the authorities!

Our August line-up is equal parts explosive and gosh darn cute - get ready for:

> Trent H Baumann - Lord of the Plastic Bag

> Te Waiarangi Ratana - known to mislead audiences into naughtiness

And featuring:

> Alayne Dick - boss baby but grown up and WILD

> Anna MacLean - big name in the wig world

> Booth the Clown - knows legitimately terrifying magic

> Zach Mandeville - a literal son of a literal bandit.

And hosted by Lesa MacLeod-Whiting and SHE’S GOT A LOT TO SAY.

It's gonna be a good time, you’re gonna dribble a bit!

It's only an hour(ish), and we'll all get drinks after and just have a blast!

YA GOTTA SEE IT!

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!

P.S. Door sales also available - hell yeah!